Catalans Sliced Down in an App

★ ★ ★ Help Mariano (Rajoy) to save the country ★ ★ ★

The default risk is sky high! If the country reaches 600 it will be really bad! Make the necessary cuts to prevent being rescued by the EU. Run your fingers on the screen to slice at will.

✓ You can make different combos to lower the default risk faster.

☢ Be careful because if you mess with the cuts the default risk will rise dangerously.

✓ Cut unwisely and you're doomed, because the default risk will rise.

★ ★ ★ Your country depends on it! ★ ★ ★

Mariano Ninja is the Spanish version of the game Fruit Ninja, but instead of watermelons, oranges, or peaches, you are trying to cut down (as in ‘budget cuts’) teachers, homosexuals, and other undesirables.

This new app, which can be downloaded from Android Maket and from the App Store, revolves around the current economic crisis in Spain. You can control the default risk levels by cutting social spending, and generally, anything contrary to the Partido Popular’s ideology.

However, you need to be careful with your cuts. Do not reduce funding for the Catholic church, the Big Banks, or the royal family, because your default risk levels will go through the roof! So, your only option is to cut spending for various groups like teachers, children, retirees, communists, homosexuals–and if that in itself was not offensive enough, you can also slice up the Catalans!

We do not know whether the game creators made ​​a preliminary study about the legal consequences of such depictions. It also begs the question of why they included just the Catalans, but not people from other parts of Spain.

It’s clear that Catalan society as a whole is being used here as a punching bag, hated by most people in Spain. For those who download the game and do not know what things are really like, it would seem that Catalonia is dragging down Spain’s economy, when in fact it is quite the opposite.

Source: Ara o Mai